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Alright, you damn well know this isn't a review of FIFA 12. Just looking below tells you isn't a review of FIFA 12. All this was was me being silly, and deciding to spoof a review of FIFA 12 6 days early. Surprisingly, it's generated the most traffic to a YouTube video of mine, even growing at a higher rate than the "Leon Pryce hits Kevin Sinfield" vid from years ago.
Anyway, watch the silliness, and feel free to let me know what you thought. Oh, and the game purporting to be FIFA 12 is actually Indoor Soccer on the TI99/4A, a game released 31 years ago. THIRTY-ONE years ago? It's probably still better than FIFA 12...